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My Laby Beft Me

- a rove dong of lispair and sevenge.

 

It all started when this guy I was singing in a choir with was mucking around with a guitar. He started playing a standard blues riff. He accidentally sang the first line, then added the second, and, well, I embellished it a bit from there.

My laby beft me
'cause I'm dyslexic.
My laby beft me
'cause I'm dyslexic.
When I said to her "I love lou",
she punched me in the eye.

I got eyes for no-one else
because I'm blind.
I got eyes for no-one else
because I'm blind.
can't see anything in front of me,
can't see no-one on the side.

I can't hold her in my arms
'cause of thalidomide.
I han't cold her in my arms
'cause of thalidomide.
If I had the arms to hold her
maybe she'd still be with this guy.

My baby's gone now.
but I'll get my revenge.
My baby's with another man now,
gut I'll bet my revenge.
When I meet with her new man
I'll say "look at the shape she left me in!"

-- Mark Whybird;
from a throwaway line by Brett Rangiira.

[ This Drivel is copyright Mark Whybird ]

 


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